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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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