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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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