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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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