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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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