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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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