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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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