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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter


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