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Cat In The Act

Just when you thought you were alone...

Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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