Cat In The Act

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp