Cat In The Act

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz