Chocolate Math for 2019
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1769 *; If you haven't, add 1768 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan