[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1769 *; If you haven't, add 1768 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin