Chocolate Math for 2019
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1769 *; If you haven't, add 1768 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown