[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1769 *; If you haven't, add 1768 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown