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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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