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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

You make what seems to be a simple choice: Choose a man or a job or a neighborhood - and what you have chosen is not a man or a job or a neighborhood, but a life. - Jessamyn West

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Just because an employee does things differently doesn't mean he or she won't do the job right or as well. If you establish expectations of the goal and the standards to follow, then methodology shouldn't be an issue. - Harvey Mackay

I've always loved the rush you get from watching a really scary movie, but I never watch them alone. It's fun to turn out the lights and scream and clutch someone's hand and spill the popcorn all over the place and hide under each other. - Sunny Mabrey


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Detroit Discovery

Spit Priorities

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

So You Want A Day Off

Save A Tree

Dr. Hedgehog

Flower Frame Heels

I'll Be Right There

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Winter Deflation

Baby Papaya Crossing

Cat Tofu

Dad Sandwich

The Untangler

Glendambo Welcome

Leaning Tower Of Pisa Dog

Slim People Bathroom

Soothing Hairstyle

Truck Driver Birth