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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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