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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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