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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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