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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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