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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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