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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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