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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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