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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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