African Lunch

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden