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African Lunch

Unexpected guests for a bush pilot

African Lunch thanks to Ron Shaw

You are a bush pilot in the African veldt. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. You are eager to make your next appointment. You return to the plane to find that the only shade around has become very popular ...

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

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