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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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