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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Anything that man says, you've got to take with a dose of salts. - Samuel Goldwyn

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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