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Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison


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