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No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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