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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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