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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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