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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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