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All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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