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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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