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Hold On Tight

Romance just around the corner

They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance... and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that... more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out. She screamed!!!

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand.
So consumed they were in their passion that they heard no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera...
Hold On Tight thanks to Martin Grosse

A lovely thing

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

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The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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