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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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