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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our aspirations are our possibilities. - Robert Browning

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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