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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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