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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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