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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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