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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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