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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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