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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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