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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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