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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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