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Paradise Found

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Paradise Found thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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