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Bubba's outdoor scorecard is deer to him
QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism. - Nick Clegg