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Self Confidence

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Self Confidence thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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