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Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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