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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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