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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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