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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan


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