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The secret to effective leadership

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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