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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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