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To understand is to forgive, even oneself. - Alexander Chase

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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