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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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