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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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