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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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