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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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