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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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