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The New U.S. Dollar Coin

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The New U.S. Dollar Coin thanks to Karen Moore

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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