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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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