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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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