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Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids

A man's 'Clean House' policy

Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids thanks to Karen Moore

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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