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Finger Lickin' Good!

Let Little Johnny choose the best dog food

Finger Lickin' Good! thanks to Mike King

(Only the dog knows for sure)

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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