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A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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