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No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is. - Albert Camus

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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