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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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