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Man is not made for defeat. - Ernest Hemingway

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

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