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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare


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