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Fate is character. - William Winter

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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