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'Line' Dancers

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'Line' Dancers thanks to Pam Weiler

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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