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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. - Joe-kster

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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