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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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