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The Three Muskatelles - Archie Bunker

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

There are three kinds of falsehoods, lies, damned lies and statistics. - Arthur James Balfour

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Why don't you put that in the headline: "He Only Did Three With Doris!" Set a lot of people straight. - Rock Hudson

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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