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Org Chart - Simplified Version

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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