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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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