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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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