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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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