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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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