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Benched Puppies

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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