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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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