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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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