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A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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