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Field of Dreams

Choosing your favourite luxury car

Field of Dreams thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump


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