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Field of Dreams

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Field of Dreams thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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