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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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