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Flornithology

How to tell the Birds from the Flowers

Flornithology thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Flornithology thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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