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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.

Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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