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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.

Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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