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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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