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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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