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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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