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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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