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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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