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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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