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Man of the Year Awards

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Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

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