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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. - Plato

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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