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New Parking Spot For Women

Guidance system helps women park their car

New Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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