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People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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