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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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