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Puzzle Makers

Getting internal help to solve the jigsaw puzzle

Puzzle Makers thanks to Roy Bishop

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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