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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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