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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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