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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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