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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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