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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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