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Shcool Crossing

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Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas


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