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Shcool Crossing

Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements

Shcool Crossing thanks to Henry Wiens

Does the sign look backward to you, George?

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Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown


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