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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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