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Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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