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Soul Repair

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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